t4nbeauty:

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

Truth

frosted:

prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

 

sourwolf:

fics where they both think it’s unrequited pining

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autieblesam:

ghost-of-bambi:

luckyladybutterfly:

velvetonions:

there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen

#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES#THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.

They do have a saucepan, but someone’s eating cereal out of it.

"Pasta. Why is there so much pasta? Who would ever eat that much pasta?"

taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

mrteavg:

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

sigornthenn:

sweetmetaphors:

it is time.

soon the era of pumpkin will fall and the northern winds whisper

peppermint everything

homogenix:

friday night

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saturday morning

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monday morning

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Get to know me meme: 3/5 animated movies » Monsters, Inc (2001)

"What about me? I’m your pal. I’m your best friend. Don’t I matter?"

aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend